I tend to not weep over that.
Posted 20 minutes ago with 253,799 notes from shovelingnatural

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

Posted 32 minutes ago with 217,041 notes from theawkwardmuggle

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

Thats the same story as in Zweiohrküken, holy shit.

Posted 1 hour ago with 58,050 notes from lovelysif

human:

well there goes another year of not getting fit for summer 

Posted 2 hours ago with 165,965 notes from fandommember

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

Posted 3 hours ago with 296,102 notes from breast-milk-cheese

sup-im-dean:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY

Posted 4 hours ago with 56,878 notes from breast-milk-cheese

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

Posted 4 hours ago with 27,549 notes from shutupstrax

Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

Posted 5 hours ago with 324 notes from sarahmcnning
67/ Pictures of Scarlett Johansson
#scarlettjohansson
Posted 6 hours ago with 3,876 notes from jennacolemad

I’ll be walking with my friends, and they’ll be like, ‘Oh my god, someone recognized you.’ And I’ll be like, ‘Really? Is he cute, and is he single?’

#emiliaclarke
Posted 7 hours ago with 139,281 notes from thatsnotwatyourmomsaid

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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